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- The past is history, The future is a mystery, This moment is a gift, That is why this moment is called the present
- A little knowledge is a dangerous thing... So is a lot - Albert Einstein
- The minute you settle for less than you deserve, you get even less than you settled for.
- Living on Earth may be expensive, but it includes an annual free trip around the Sun.
- Stephen Hawking:"I have noticed even people who claim everything is predestined, and that we can do nothing to change it, look before they cross the road."
- My mind works in mysterious ways
- atheist, Because i don't read fairytales
- Do you hear that? That's the sound of no-one caring.
- Don't believe everything you think.
- You are as pretty as a picture; I'd really like to hang you.
- You're not yourself today; I noticed the improvement straight away.
- Have a nice day, somewhere else.
- Don't let your mind wander, its too small to be let out on its own.
- I'm too busy; can I ignore you some other time?
- If you have something to say raise your hand then place it over your mouth.
- Why don't you slip into something more comfortable? Like a coma.
- Did you eat an extra bowl of stupid this morning?
- I'd like to help you out, which way did you come in?
- Aren't you a black hole of need?
- Wait a minute - I'm trying to imagine you with a personality.
- I'll try being nicer if you'll try being more intelligent.
- I thought I wanted a career; it turns out I just needed the money.
- How do I set a laser printer to stun?
- Chaos, panic, and disorder. My work here is done.
- Nice perfume (or aftershave). Must you marinate in it?
- Too many freaks, not enough circuses.
- Can I swap this job for what's behind door 1?
- An office is just a mental institute without the padded walls.
- Oh I get it. Like humour, but different.
- Whatever kind of look you were aiming for, you missed.
- Errors have been made. Others will be blamed.
- If I throw a stick, will you leave?
- Sarcasm is just one more service we offer.
- I started out with nothing and I still have most of it left.
- This isn't an office. It's Hell with fluorescent lighting.
- Do I look like a f*cking people person to you?
- And your cry-baby whiny-arsed opinion would be?
- Yes, I am an agent of Satan, but my duties are largely ceremonial.
- It's a thankless job, but I've got a lot of Karma to burn off.
- I'm not being rude. You're just insignificant.
- What am I? Flypaper for freaks?!
- Any resemblance between your reality and mine are purely coincidental.
- The fact that no one understands you doesn't mean you're an artist.
- Thank you. We're all refreshed and challenged by your unique point of view.
- I will always cherish the initial misconceptions I had about you.
- I'm already visualizing the duct tape over your mouth.
- I have plenty of talent and vision; I just don't give a sh*t.
- You are validating my inherent mistrust of strangers.
- I like you. You remind me of myself when I was young and stupid.
- Ahhhh. I see the f*ck-up fairy has visited us again.
- It sounds like English, but I can't understand a word you're saying.
- I don't work here. I'm a consultant.
- I'm out of my mind, but feel free to leave a message.
- Who lit the fuse on your tampon?
- I'm really easy to get along with once you people learn to see it my way.
- I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public.
- How about never? Is never good for you?
- I don't know what your problem is, but I'll bet it's hard to pronounce.
- I can see your point, but I still think you're full of sh*t.
- I wasn't masturbating. I was cleaning it AND IT WENT OFF.
- Failure is not an option. It's just who YOU are!
- Obey gravity, It's the law!
- How hot is it? It's so hot, I poured McDonalds coffee in my lap to cool off!
- ignorance is blis
- Love Is A Game For Gamblers, And I Just Won The Jackpod \o/
- There must be an angel missing, Because i'm stading right here
- Are you off you'r nut
- impossible, is a word you human uses far too often!
- is'nt that a beautiful sunrise? well how can't you love a gigantic fireball?
- i'm gonna google your ass ;)
- what if your most powerful memory. just is a dream!
- These pirates shall infest this area no more
- Strategic-PvP-space-universe-MMO-economic-player-run-game” (That’s the express description of EVE)
- so many gangsters... so little time.
- why is it that 50% of the people on MSN, miss a person, and the rest dont!?
- Humanity has only to wait for extinction
- 127.0.0.1 sweet 127.0.0.1
- The Truth Of Mankind, Lies In It's Destruction
- Do you dare to trust?
- the female race, is such a enigma
- Having a computer is fine but what can you do with it if you have no software to run on it?
- Im a lille budgie, No wait thats not me!
- To Defeat, You Have To Become.
- A train station is where a train stops. A bus station is where a bus stops. On my desk I have a workstation...
- i do not belief! i calculate!
- If god created him self in his own image, I submit to you, god is a cockroach
- There are no small heros. Only sidekicks
- A troubled mind cannot focus on victory
- there is no such thing as right or wrong, its all about consequences
- can't uninstall it, there seems to be some kind of "Uninstall Shield"
- if you have no ego, how the hell are you going to find something? it takes a certain arrogance.
- If you don’t know what you’re doing just DON’T do it !!
- If you see the candlelight Burning, the meal has been cooked, long ago
- To the optimist, the glass is half full.
To the pessimist, the glass is half empty.
To the engineer, the glass has an appropriate reserve space.
To the economist, the glass is twice as big as it needs to be.
- Leving is esay, its you how suck!
- I’m Really Sad, Humanity doesn't live up to my standards
- Pessimism is a luxury of good times... in difficult times, pessimism is a self-fulfilling, self-inflicted death sentence.
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